Saturday, March 28, 2009

"may i take your order?


they serve us burgers, fries, sundaes, soft drink and
emotional release at their first jobs, in the fast food industry.

teenagers.

the young adults of our socioty are doing their part to contribute to world
peace by letting angry customers (who are freash out of
arguing with their spouses) take their anger out on them

when there is too much sauce on their big mac

or too much ice in their coke, as if it were the end of the world.

you wonder why the majority of all marriges are on the brink of divorce.
drive-through divorce. they pull up to the courtroom (or in this case, the speaker box),
have a miserable honeymoon (waiting in the line of cars for 20 minutes),

and then divorce a year later (when they get home and find themselves
not having enough salt on their fries or too much tomato sause
on their cheese burger.)

you just have to belive they do actually throw out the burgers and fries
at the 'recommended' time.
they're sick of hearing about how your fires arn't hot enough, or
how your chicken nuggets seem colder-than-warm, or

how your lettuce isnt as green as it should be, or
about how your dog died or your girlfriend left you, either.

you asked for them make your food fast?

well please dont complain when there are pickles on your burger after you've asked otherwise.

give them a breaks.

they dont need to hear about the drug problems which you've
been trying to quit, or about how earlier today you had
to spend hundreds of dollars to repair your piece of junk car
that should really be taken to the wreckers.

nor do they care about how you want only half sauce on you burgers.

they are doing their job, while you, the customer,

are only make it harder for them to learn the lessons of life.